Chapter 1, We have arrived

Alright, Li Taohua, this Harry Potter is yours now, so please take good care of him

I looked at this Northeast version of Zhang Fei and immediately covered my head, saying: "Brother Fei, I've made a bit of a mistake with something. You go back first, and let's have a drink together tonight."

The carp is aware of my nature, not even lifting its eyelids, completely ignoring me

Li Taohua immediately wore a curious expression, her face filled with disbelief

"Boss, what should we do about those two little chicks in the first year of high school?" I fiddled with the computer, letting the gourd beside me look at the computer.

"Hey, you little girl, you want me, your ancestor, to play with you? I won't play with you, ancestors don't play with little girls." Suddenly, a face with two eyes and a mouth appeared on the little gourd, looking not only very cute but also speaking in a cartoonishly adorable voice

The head, named Du Lei, with a head of dyed yellow hair, was squatting on a chair eating noodles with sauce: "This sauce is a bit salty... I had someone warn them yesterday, but today, I don't know what happened with Li Taohua from your group. She spread pollen all day, and all the students in her class were left dazed. One by one, they all want to date. Teacher Li came to me and cried for a long time... Lin Guo and Li Yu, you two go handle this in a bit."

I was momentarily taken aback, and it was only then that I understood that my ancestor was watching the Tianjin version of Harry Potter while watching the movie...

It must be said that our high school is indeed somewhat chaotic. Outsiders, including wild monsters, believe that we are not orthodox and are merely taming monsters, which leads them to frequently seek trouble. Additionally, within the campus, there are quite a few rebellious students who refuse to be disciplined, so we can be considered to be facing both internal strife and external threats.

I watched as Brother Da Fei transformed into black smoke and drilled back into the gourd, and immediately I performed several hand seals again

Ah, who dares to fight me? I am Da Fei Ge from Yan Ren!

The gourd ancestor is somewhat shy: "Just woke up... a bit dazed."

"I said, Lin Guo, can you actually do it or not?" Li Taohua, who was beside him, immediately said with disdain

I saw two people staring at each other, their bodies emanating a dense aura of malevolence. The surroundings were pitch black, and these two could be considered troublemakers in the school; even I might not be able to defeat them. I smirked and walked over: "You two are exuding such a strong aura of malevolence that it's quite blinding. What grievances do you have against each other?"

I dragged the carp away from this chaotic class and headed directly towards the playground

Li Taohua pinched her waist with her small hand and immediately coldly snorted, saying, "Hmph, I don't care, but you can't delay me from watching Korean dramas."

The carp and I can be considered as each other's lifeline. When I was three years old, my father disappeared after leaving me a gourd with my mother. The carp is an orphan, and it is she who has supported me through all these years. However, in the words of the carp, ... she raised me with her own hands, through thick and thin ...

I smiled shyly; "Sure! Why not! Just wait a moment."

Such configurations are still quite common in our school, after all, our school is filled with monsters and more monsters

The fish, originally named Liang Wei, and I met in the orphanage when we were three and a half years old. We have relied on each other for so many years, dressed in a small tank top and white vest, with a vibrant tiger tattooed on her back, and a cheap lollipop worth fifty cents in her mouth.

The sense of smell of the carp is more acute than mine, and I immediately understood; I looked around and thought: "There are people fighting! This group is quite troublesome."

A plume of black smoke was released once again from the gourd

I suddenly grinned and said, "You made a mistake, Ancestor, how did you turn my brother Fei into this?"

A burly man emerged, wielding an eight-foot-long snake spear, his face as dark as charcoal, adorned with a full beard.

"Why is the demonic aura so intense?" The carp took a deep breath, and the colorful tiger tattoo on its back began to twist and move, as it furrowed its brow and spoke.

Saying this, I tapped the small gourd in my hand; "Ancestral spirit, have you awakened? Shall we get to work?"

"Boss, if there's nothing else, I'll be heading back now?" I said to Du Lei while fiddling with the ancestral gourd, not even looking up.

Li Taohua is the class monitor of this class, currently lying on the desk watching a Korean drama. Her almond-shaped eyes are bright red, and her fiery red hair radiates in all directions, causing the students behind her to have red eyes as well, clearly a sign of excessive hormonal influence

As I spoke, I glanced at Harry Potter, who seemed to understand his mission. He began to coax Li Taohua into conversation, and from his palm, he flicked out a pitch-black wand: "Next... is the moment to witness a miracle"

The carp nodded slightly and pulled me directly towards the other side

Thus, the Special Operations Team for Monsters was established

Suddenly, a cloud of black smoke was released from the gourd, followed by the appearance of a towering figure.

Upon hearing the mention of carp, I suddenly felt that something seemed amiss throughout the entire high school

Seeing that a blond young man appeared this time, I finally breathed a sigh of relief; my ancestors from the gourd have not let me down after all

Before I even reached this classroom, I caught a whiff of pollen in the air, and I immediately grimaced and knocked on the door

I have told you many times to eat less of this thing. I raised my head and looked at the carp beside me, saying with a face full of murmurs

I suddenly grinned and patted Li Taohua's little head; "Just you wait and see."

It must be said that this young Harry Potter is indeed handsome, and his mere appearance has left Li Taohua utterly enchanted.

Dulei was eating the noodle dish with sauce while watching the NBA, and he raised his hand to signal me to hurry up and leave

My name is Lin Guo, and I am a second-year student at Xuanhuang High School. Today, our monster team is holding a meeting to study the demons and monsters within our school

The frail creature in front of me, with a head of green hair, pointed at the wild boar spirit ahead and said, "He won't even give me 100 yuan..."

In fact, our school is not simple; there are only four schools in the country that are similar to ours. Although our school may appear quite shabby, it is filled with formidable individuals.

Upon arriving here, I immediately wrinkled my nose and exclaimed, "Oh my, the atmosphere is filled with an overwhelming aura of the supernatural!"

However, whenever this young man speaks, I am utterly overwhelmed

What is this? This foreign young man is dressed in a black magic robe, wearing small glasses, yet he speaks in the Tianjin dialect

I suddenly felt embarrassed, it was all my fault for not having anything for them to watch on TV. Zhang Fei was particularly infatuated with the Northeast big brother, so he also spoke with a strong Northeast accent.

The ancestor of the gourd nodded slightly, and at that moment, a flash of brilliance illuminated my mind, as several runes appeared on the gourd in my palm

"Alright, ancestor, please get to work quickly," I pleaded, feeling utterly helpless. This gourd ancestor was passed down to me from my father's father's father's father. Not only should I call him ancestor, but it is also appropriate to bow a few times even when there is nothing to do.

Li Taohua was crying inconsolably, and upon seeing me arrive, she coldly snorted, "What is wrong with me?"

For human society to develop and progress, those monsters that do not wish to be obliterated in the river of history must come to school to learn the language of humanity and human civilization. However, there are some rebellious individuals who are unwilling to learn, and thus they can only be subjected to compulsory education

Before his retirement, Mr. Li at the entrance was an ace pilot, and as a security guard, he was a legendary figure, a true practitioner of Taoism, a genuine Taoist priest

However, as they walked, the carp suddenly frowned and said, "Do you feel that something is not quite right?"

However, there are still a few monsters willing to learn human knowledge and assimilate, which brings me great comfort

I suddenly grinned and directly pulled Li Taohua out, with a serious expression on my face; "Comrade Taohua, it's not that I am criticizing you, do you know what mistake you have made?"

Before I could finish speaking, the carp, while trimming its nails, directly interjected: "Oh, I see."

Even the most mediocre cleaning is done by someone from Shaolin, and even the one selling tea eggs must be a weightlifting champion

Our high school also has a nickname, known as Monster High School

Hello, what is this? Please do not touch randomly, do you know what this is? It is genuine merchandise! Harry Potter saw Li Taohua trying to touch him, took a step back, and said with a witty remark

We are a special task force responsible for managing these monsters

Then he said softly, "Look at all these young men and women in the class; by doing this, you are leading them astray, comrade."

I shrugged my shoulders at the carp and walked out of the small conference room with the carp

The other individuals are either absent or busy, making the weekly Monday morning meeting particularly dull

Oh dear, the little voice is quite high, how many plus signs are there? I said to Li Taohua.

Zhang Fei realized his mistake and nodded; "It's nothing, I'll head back first. If you need anything, just find me here, I'm the most capable!"

This Fei looked at me and grinned, saying, "Old Five, what are you up to?"

Upon hearing me call this little gourd "ancestor", Li Taohua immediately became anxious; "Oh, I certainly do not want your ancestor to play with me"

I did not seek out trouble for myself either, and directly walked to the first year of high school

My ancestors did not possess remarkable abilities, and of course, this is also related to my own capabilities. My ancestors could only conjure up some figures, but only for one hour, and their appearances were quite unpredictable.

Looking at the ancestral gourd in my hand, I immediately had an idea; "Don't you like foreign boys? How about I get you a foreign boy to play with?"

The carp and I walked quickly, and in just a few steps, we arrived at a small corner of the school

The carp beside me has a bad temper, and as soon as it takes a step forward, it is ready to deal with this little Li Taohua. I stopped the carp.